Today jokes
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Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dracula: And what did he get? Igor: We don't know - we haven't managed to catch it yet.
What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.
Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achievements.
What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.
Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around.
What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.
What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!
How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.
What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter.