Today jokes
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What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine.
What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs? A hog hog.
What do you call pigs in a demolition derby? Crashing boars.
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs? A pig tail!
What do you do for a pig with sore muscles? Rub him with oinkment.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary? I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out
What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant? A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!
What do you say to a naked pig? "I never sausage a body."
What does a pig use to write his term papers with? Pen and Oink!