Today jokes
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When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake? Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
Where did the piglets study their ABC's? At a school for higher loining.
Where do bad pigs go? They get sent to the pen.
Where do retired pigs go for warm weather? The tropigs!
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs? In his hog cabin!
Where is the most open green space in New York City? Central Pork
Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones.
Who is the greatest painter of this century? Pigcasso!
Who sends flowers on Valentines Day? Cupigs!
Why are pigs such early risers? Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?