Today jokes
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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!
What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.