Today jokes
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What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
What's a rabbits' favorite book? Hop on Pop.
What's a rabbits' favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare.
What's a rabbits' favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.