Today jokes
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Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday !
Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean ? Son: Below "C" level !
Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !
Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
Where do children learn their ABC's ? At LMN-tary school !
Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it !
Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !
Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !
Are you in the top half of your class ? No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible !
Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !