Today jokes
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Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !
Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !
Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?
Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days !
What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? Mercy !
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !
How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !
Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ? Pupil: I get up early !
Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school