Today jokes
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What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !
Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !
What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !
What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !
What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!
What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !
Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !
What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !
What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !