Today jokes
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What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna
Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna
Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !
What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !
What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !
What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna
What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !
What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !
Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna
What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !