Today jokes
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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !
Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !
What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !
What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !
Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !
What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !
What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !
What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !
What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !