Today jokes
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Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed.
What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire.
Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker.
What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.
How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.
How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.
Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake.
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break.
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.
What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"