Today jokes
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Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn't fancy the stake.
When he's out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter.
What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!
Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land.
What is the American national day for vampires? Fangsgiving Day.
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.
How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it.
What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula.
Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.