Today jokes
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One vampire to the other : " Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner"!
Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, 'Who's a pretty boy then ?'!
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !
Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door.
Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they're always out for blood!
Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!
What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!
What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance.
What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ? Jack-u-la !
What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !