Today jokes
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What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? -A very dry sense of humor
Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing
Why do raindrops like lightning at night? -So they can see where they are going
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze
What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark
What did the hail storm say to the roof? -Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles
How do hurricanes see? -With one eye
What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts
Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was speeding in a high shear zone
What do lightning bolts do when they laugh? -They crack up