Today jokes
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Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !
Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You wanna go for a spin?')
What are the hottest days during summer? Sun-days
Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you.
Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm.
Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.
What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.