Today jokes
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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for? To keep their hats pointed.
What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom-mates.
How do you get milk from a witch's cat? Steal her saucer.
What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled.
Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.
Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells.
Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn't spell properly.
What's the favorite subject of young witches at school? Spelling.
What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.
How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.