Today jokes
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What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!
Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?" Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
Is it good to drink witch's brew? Yes, it's very newt tricious!
What is a witch's favourite TV show? Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!
Where did the witch get her furniture ? From the ideal gnome exhibition !
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !
What's the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !
What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don't bite any witches !
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !