Today jokes
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What is the witches motto ? We came, we saw, we conjured !
How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !
Why do witches have stiff joints ? They get broomatism !
Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ? The witch !
What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !
What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!
Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.
Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust? The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.
Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches? It's called The Hex-Files.
Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch