Today jokes
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What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.
What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones.
Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.
What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.
A butler came running into his important master's office. "Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?" Without looking up from his work the master said, "Tell him I can't see him."
Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.
Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.
Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough.
How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level.
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to.