Today jokes
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Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!
What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!
What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.
What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? "Don't get your sheets dirty!"
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint? He gets pale as a sheet.
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !
What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.
Knock Knock Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ? Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !
What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!
What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghosted.