Today jokes
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How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke!
How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?''
How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?
If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have? A very large bedroom.
If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become? Wet!
What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas? As little as possible, dummy!
What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming? Paul, stop monkeying around!