Blonde jokes
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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it!
A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!
How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!
What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!