Today jokes
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Do vampires get AIDS?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Does killing time damage eternity?
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How long will a floating point operation float?