Today jokes
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a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he decided that he should say sumthin about it! so he stood up on2 the tallest statue and shouted 4 everyone 2 hear: 'I AM NOT BALD, ITS JUST THAT IM TALLER THAN MY HAIR!'
Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.
I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.
Your so bald your bald
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room." She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that. The cowboy said, "Tell him your working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!
What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!
Look at that bald man over there. It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears.
America's oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her head. How come? She's completely bald.
What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.