Sport jokes
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What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!
What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!
What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!
Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!
How do hens encourage their football teams? They egg them on!
What lights up a football stadium? A football match!
If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls? Cornflakes!
Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final? Webley stadium!
When fish play football, who is the captain? The team's kipper!