Sport jokes
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Which football team loves ice-cream? Aston Vanilla!
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them, a crossbar can't jump!
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!
What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories!
Who won the race between two balls of string? They we're tied!
Why are football players never asked for dinner? Because they're always dribbling!
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!
What tea do footballers drink? Penaltea!
Where do footballers dance? At a football!
Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. "I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition." "Batted .007," his wife added.