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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.

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Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten

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The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.

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I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

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He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly delightful.

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I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

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Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management.

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The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a block of concrete and sealed in a lead-lined room with armed guards -- and even then I have my doubts.

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We Americans want peace, and it is now evident that we must be prepared to demand it. For other peoples have wanted peace, and the peace they received was the peace of death.

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