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The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.

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I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.

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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

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The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.

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Of those who say nothing, few are silent.

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Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

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War is not nice.

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You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

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An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.

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