All Quotes
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You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right? Please wait until I am wrong.John von Neumann, on being phoned at 10 a.m.
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.John von Neumann
[End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...]Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution
It is easier to port a shell than a shell script.Larry Wall
History is more or less bunk.Henry Ford
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. :-)Larry Wall in
Before the Gulf War started, the Iraqi Army was the the fourth largest in the world. Now, its the second largest army in Iraq.Wall Street Journal, March 15, 1991
Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?Artemus Ward
They say that time changes things, but actually you have to change them yourself.Andy Warhol
Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! It is a dangerous servant and a terrible master.George Washington