All Quotes
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Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.Douglas Adams
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.Douglas Adams
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.Douglas Adams
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.Mark Twain
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.Douglas Adams
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.Douglas Adams
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.Scott Adams
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.Brian Aldiss
Houston, Tranquility Base here. The eagle has landed.Buzz Aldrin
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.Muhammad Ali