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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

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Reality is that which refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.

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Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards.

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If you can dream it, you can do it.

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A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.

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Never judge a book by its movie.

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Go ahead, make my day.

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People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.

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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely when they have exhausted all other alternatives.

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He who lives by the sword, will eventually be wiped out by some bastard with a sawn off shotgun

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