All Quotes
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Start every day with a smile and get it over with.William Claude Dunkenfield (W. C. Fields)
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the sameOscar Wilde
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.Groucho Marx
No good deed goes unpunished.Clare Booth Luce
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.Jerome K. Jerome
A poet more than thirty years old is simply an overgrown child.H. L. Mencken
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.Ralph Waldo Emerson, Letters and Social Aims: The Comic, 1876
The more one is hated, I find, the happier one is.Louis Ferdinand Celine
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.Dorothy Parker
...Then anyone who leaves behind him a written manual, and likewise anyone who receives it, in the belief that such writing will be clear and certain, must be exceedingly simple-minded...Plato, _Phaedrus_