All Quotes
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The Irish are a fair people - they never speak well of one another.Samuel Johnson
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.Oscar Levant
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.Fran Lebowitz
I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.Groucho Marx
The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.Henrik Ibsen, An Enemy of the People, 1882
The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives.Calvin Trillin
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.Aldous Huxley
A man must properly pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra had to be subsidized.John Barrymore
Democracy: The substitution of election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.George Bernard Shaw
New York: where everyone mutinies but no one deserts.Harry Hershfield