All Quotes
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England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.Voltaire
My heart is pure as the driven slush.Tallulah Bankhead
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away.Henry David Thoreau, Walden, Conclusion, 1854
God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.Benjamin Franklin
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.Fran Lebowitz
I find that when I do not think of myself I do not think at all.Jules Renard
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.Lord Chesterfield
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.Mark Twain
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.Martin Mull
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.Woody Allen