All Quotes
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Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.H. L. Mencken
History is a set of lies agreed upon.Napoleon Bonaparte
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.Mark Twain
Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.Unknown
Knowledge is power.Sir Francis Bacon, Religious Meditations, Of Heresies, 1597
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawer.Robert Frost
Obviously something slipped through here.Reverend John Vaughan, Financial administrator for the Archdiocese of Miami (when asked why they held stock in companies that ma
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.Groucho Marx
Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence, so why bother shaving?Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
The wicked at heart probably know something.Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"