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Whosover loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.

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My Lord, my Lord! What hast Thou done, lately?

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I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.

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To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge.

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All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.

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Grief is a species of idleness.

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It must be remembered that there is nothing more difficult to plan, more doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to manage, than the creation of a new system. For the initiator has the enmity of all who would profit by the preservation of the old institutions and merely lukewarm defenders in those who would gain by the new ones.

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Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead

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Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses.

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Perhaps God is not dead; perhaps God is himself mad.

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