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War is like love; it always finds a way.

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There are three terrible ages of childhood - 1 to 10, 10 to 20, and 20 to 30.

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There is no great concurrence between learning and wisdom

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Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

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Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.

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Wife: a former sweetheart.

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Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom.

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God seems to have left the receiver off the hook and time is running out.

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Oh God, how do the world and heavens confine themselves, when our hearts tremble in their own barriers!

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It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.

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