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In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.

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There is no remedy for love but to love more.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

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The music at a wedding procession always reminds me of the music of soldiers going into battle.

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I think of life as a good book. The further you get into it, the more it begins to make sense.

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Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

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Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly, and they will show themselves great.

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The entire sum of existence is the magic of being needed by just one person.

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The only possible form of exercise is to talk, not to walk.

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