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Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little.

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We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.

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Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.

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Liberal: a power worshipper without power.

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I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.

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You can convince anyone of anything if you just push it at them 100% of the time. They may not believe it completely, but they will still use it to form opinions, especially if they have nothing else to draw on.

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Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.

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People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

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For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.

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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

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