All Quotes
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Jesus was a crackpot.Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh - San Francisco Chronicle 12/17/85
Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine.Friedrich Nietzsche
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.Leo Tolstoy
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.Dave Barry
Culture is an instrument wielded by professors to manufacture professors who when their turn comes, will manufacture professors.Simone Weil
When I hear the word "culture" I reach for my gun.Hans Johst (c. 1939)
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.Lillian Hellman
College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students - there would be a great increase in broken arms, legs and necks.H. L. Mencken
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.Rita Mae Brown
Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart.John Updike