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Psychoanalysis is that mental illnes for which it regards itself a therapy.

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No statue has ever been put up to a critic.

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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post how it feels about dogs.

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Change your thoughts and you change your world.

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My tears stuck in their little ducts, refusing to be jerked.

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Television is democracy at its ugliest.

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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.

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Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.

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Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.

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Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

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