All Quotes
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How could I lose to such an idiot?A shout from chess grandmaster Aaron Nimzovich
I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.Nancy Reagan
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines.Frank Lloyd Wright
A doctor can bury his mistakes but a supplier based engineer can only advise the product designer to specify a heavier texture.Mick Lloyd Kerman
I would have made a good Pope.Richard M. Nixon
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.Lily Tomlin and Jane Wagner
Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.Roy Blount Jr.
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.Guy Davenport
Puritanism...helps us enjoy our misery while we are inflicting it on others.Marcel Ophuls
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.Robert Frost