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Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.

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It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

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Children are guilty of unpardonable rudeness when they spit in the face of a companion; neither are they excusable who spit from windows or on walls or furniture.

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That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has become easier, but that our ability to perform it has improved.

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Until a child is one year old it is incapable of sin.

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A statesman is a successful politician who is dead.

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All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few.

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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

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There are times when you have to choose between being a human and having good taste.

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