All Quotes
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Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.Jules Renard
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.Doug Larson
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.Unknown
Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.Marian Evans
Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.Oscar Wilde
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.Evelyn Waugh
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.Anton Chekhov
I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you that, awake or asleep, he is the ugliest of the works of God.Thomas Babington Macaulay, 1850
Bad spellers of the world, untie!Grafitto
Fix this sentence: He put the horse before the cart.Stephen Price