All Quotes
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The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.P. G. Wodehouse
Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.W. Somerset Maugham
We have long passed the Victorian era, when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby.W. Somerset Maugham
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.Sam Levenson
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.H. L. Mencken
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.From The Last Goon Show of All
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.Bertrand Russell
Life is a God-damned, stinking, treacherous game and nine hundred and ninety-nine men out of a thousand are bastards.Theodore Dreiser, quoting an unnamed newspaper editor
It is not true that life is one damn thing after another- it is one damn thing over and over.Edna St. Vincent Millay
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.Paul Gauguin