All Quotes
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Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.Henry Kissinger
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.George Bernard Shaw
J.P Morgan, when asked what the stock market will do, replied,It will fluctuate.
As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.Oscar Wilde
Walking women want to see the southern cross at night And so they set aside a sock, and tie their laces tight Yes mournful is the melody that echoes in their heads Without a beat they march along, believing Bach is dead.The Residents "Duck Stab":Bach is Dead
Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.Trotsky
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"
Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage.H. L. Mencken
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.Robert Byrne
If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?Calvin Trillin