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If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be - a Christian.

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It is well to write love letters. There are certain things for which it is not easy to ask your mistress face to face, like money for instance.

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He who despises himself esteems himself as a self-despiser.

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Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.

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George Washington as a boy was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth - he could not even lie.

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Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

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In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.

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There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angles.

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The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.

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Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.

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