All Quotes
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.Woody Allen, Annie Hall
Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace.Amelia Earhart
How could I lose to such an idiot?Aaron Nimzovich, A shout from the chess grandmaster
One is not superior merely because one sees the world as odious.Chateaubriand
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.Unknown
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.Herb Caen
Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.Quentin Crisp
The art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one class of the citizens to give to the other.Voltaire
I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.Mark Twain
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.George Bernard Shaw