All Quotes
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May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.Voltaire
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.Groucho Marx
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.Georges Clemenceau
War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.Georges Clemenceau
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.Blake Clark
The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusions.Maurice Chapelain
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.H. L. Mencken
The reward of one duty is the power to fulfill another.George Eliot
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.Karl Marx