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Favorite animal: steak.

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In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded - dead.

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Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

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We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - gunpowder and romantic love.

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We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is moonshine.

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The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.

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In the long run we are all dead.

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People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way to take advantage of them

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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.

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